
For a town that is internationally known as a party town, the Gold Coast nightlife is appalling. If you can survive a night out without getting king-hit or head-butted for no reason, you are still likely to be subjected to 'Sexy Bitch' being played on repeat, or whatever other crap David Guetta or Jason Derullllooooo has released a year earlier. However, this coming Friday marks the first night of the future of club nights on the coast, with fellow bloggers from
Barney Vs The Dinosaur stepping up to host the first in their monthly installment of parties,
Wetlips at
Ruby Tramp. It is sure to make you forget everything you thought you knew about parties on the Gold Coast with
Tuff 'Em Up records man,
Redial heading up an all-star cast. He is sure to be serving up plenty of his signature synth lines, heavily distorted breaks, and basically everything that is good about electro!
Joining him behind the decks will be a host of amazing local Brisbane DJs including our favourite Asian,
K.Oh! as well as
TAG TEAM,
Wil e,
Defkids and up and coming Gold Coast talent, Splice. So do whatever you have to do whether that be, quit your job, get a divorce, have an abortion, commit fraud or steal money from your mum's purse, make sure that you are in attendance. For those of you who are looking for the VIP experience, including entry to upstairs (where the real party will be at!), you should email FULL NAMES to
arrivederci.b@gmail.com by Wednesday at the absolute latest!
Come and hang out with us and get a lesson on what partying really is, but dont blame us when you wake up on Saturday afternoon with no money, brain cells, pants or nasal septum!
P.S. Strong rumour has it that there will be some Tuff 'Em Up royalty in attendance...